fun.stuff.fridays … and now for the cringing.

1. spiders.
Mainly because when I get bit by one… shiz gets real. Hello, horrible allergic reactions.

2. mean people.
I mean, what’s the point… be nice, people.

3. giant walls of water.
Yeah… it is weird… but I’m petrified. Tsunami is a bad word in my house… and deadliest catch and the perfect storm are outlawed from being shown on my television.
The only thing worse than the deadliest catch is…

4. anything with sharks.
Shark week. NO. Jaws? NO! Deep Blue Sea… which I will already admit may be the worst movie ever made… TERRIFYING!

In a related matter… I recently decided my inexplicable fear of sharks and giant waves and walls of water both probably came from watching the little mermaid almost everyday in Kindergarten while I was recently watching it with my daughter… and she was hiding behind me during the storm and the shark chase.

5. over-produced, horrible music.
That’s all I’m going to say about that so I don’t accidentally offend people.

6. people who do not spell things out correctly.
Granted, I do not use proper capitalization or grammar and sentence formation… and I use “…” WAY to much… but how much time does it really take to write out “are” instead of “r” or “for” instead of “4″ or “this” instead of “dis”?

7. my food touching on my plate.
Yes, I know it is all “going to the same place”. So what? Other people’s Thanksgiving plates are my worst nightmare.

8. people complimenting my photography skills by telling me i have a nice camera.
Thank you. It is nice… I love it… but I actually have to operate it myself to take a photo. It’s like telling Picasso he had a nice paint brush.

9. pastel colors.
I just don’t like them. No rhyme or reason… I squish my nose at them when I see them. I like my colors bold, thank you very much.

10. mushrooms.
I’ll pass. No thanks.

And here is a little diddy (with a bonus one) for your listening pleasure…